Hairlines Receded, Friendships Did Not – 46 Days to Reunion Time!

🎉Countdown to Chaos: Eastview Class of ’99 Reunion🎉

Because 26 years later… we still need a nap after gym class.

Hey Lightning Legends! ⚡️
We’re officially on the countdown clock for the 26-Year Class Reunion—because apparently we like to party just a little off-trend. You thought we peaked in 1999? WRONG. We’re doing it again—older, wiser, and with slightly more knee pain.

🎟️ Tickets are now $65
Still cheaper than your monthly iced coffee habit and practically free when you factor in inflation, tariffs, and the emotional toll of adulthood. BUT—prices will go up again 30 days before the event, so don’t procrastinate like it’s senior year study hall. Snag your tickets now, and save those extra bucks for Advil and Uber rides.

👯 Bring Your Besties!
The more the merrier. Seriously—invite your BFFs, significant others, neighbors, or that one friend you swear went to Eastview but actually graduated from Apple Valley. We’re not checking transcripts. 🤷 Class of 2000? Close enough. Bring 1 friend or 3. We want a full dance floor and someone to split an Uber XL with.

📅 So how many days left?
Depends when you're reading this. But let’s just say it’s close enough to start aggressively group-texting your old crew and reminiscing about school lunch giant cookies and Homecoming ’98. The nostalgia is hot, and so are the reunion outfits we're mentally planning.

Get your tickets. Mark your calendar. Pretend you still know how to dance.

This is your official excuse to relive the glory days, hug old friends, and remind everyone you still remember your locker combo. (Wait, was it 32-16-24?)

🔥 LET’S GO CLASS OF '99! 🔥
We can’t wait to see all your beautiful, grown-up faces!

[Click here to get your tickets before they increase again!]
(And then text your group chat immediately.)